Story time

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
11/28/2014 at 13:36 • Filed to: None

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A friend of mine sent me a story of how his child is the next Jack Handy...and I agree.

We were talking about image and why its important to not say mean things to people who might be fat. So he said "We should go to the park and find some fat people, but we wont call them fat we'll just say 'hey, nice shirt.'"

He's 4.

and im out. see you all later.


DISCUSSION (4)


Kinja'd!!! Luc - The Acadian Oppo > HammerheadFistpunch
11/28/2014 at 13:40

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I have a problem. I'm fat and my shirt isn't very nice.


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > HammerheadFistpunch
11/28/2014 at 13:40

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Your friend's kid is going to grow up to look like Stephen King?

Poor bastard.


Kinja'd!!! Coty > Luc - The Acadian Oppo
11/28/2014 at 13:42

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I'm fat and this shirt is fucking awesome.


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > HammerheadFistpunch
11/28/2014 at 15:08

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jack handy rules. I love to use it in public speaking and some people get a good honest laugh out of it and then there are lots of people who don't and then I know who to be friends with.